Anonymous commented at 2011-10-28 01:42:43 » #911934

"I'm not signing anything until I see some hot, alien tentacle!"

5 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2012-01-23 22:15:34 » #984846

Hats are forbidden. It will now be transported to the particle removal machine to be vaporized.

3 Points Flag

TwistedMind commented at 2014-05-24 22:25:20 » #1540176

"When we advertised this as a completely clothes-free planet, we meant it. Your hat is in direct violation with our planetary laws. You'll find the weather during your vacation on our resort world is perfectly suited for you humans."

"Well THAT'S great. Is there anything ELSE you wanna tell me about your world?"

"Why yes. Many first-time guests are often caught off-guard by our customary greeting. If you feel a tentacle probing you, that is merely our way of saying 'Hello'."

2 Points Flag