Posted on: 02/27/24 06:09AM
ThePigeon said:
laura.loli said:
There's just no enforced conformity, so things can change from entry to entry.
Is silliness is allowed? Mento finally became an SCP?
youtu.be/y4mYPMvEbcQ?t=1384 tell me SCP sensei.
There's a whole sub-genre of "SCP researchers doing silly/stupid stuff while testing objects" for one thing. One example I remember of that's in the extended research log for SCP-1459, the crane game I mentioned before. Some are more serious, but some are pretty funny:
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1459-extended-testing-log In the logs SCP-1459-1 is the anomalous dog that the machine creates with magic... then kills. Sometimes it creates additional instances to achieve the murder method. It dispenses a cookie afterward, which can vary with the murder method. I'm not suggesting you read the whole thing, it took me days. A couple of short examples:
Player: Dr. King
Statement: "Zero gravity."
Result: SCP-1459-1 was crushed under a tremendous pile of apple seeds.
Note: Why did I expect anything different to happen? -Dr. King
Player: Dr. Harper
Statement: "Poker."
Result: Five additional instances of SCP-1459-1 were dispensed, along with a miniature poker table and chips. Each instance gathered around the table and proceeded to play a game of poker. Instances that lost all their chips were promptly beaten to death with a fireplace poker. After the game, the winner was given a treat and promptly beaten to death with a gold-painted fireplace poker.
Note: SCP-1459 dispensed six cigars rather than a cookie.
There also used to be an entry about a literal angry star that's heading for our planet to kill us all for... some reason. The author removed it because they were upset the wiki put up a Pride banner during Gay Pride month. You can read the original version on archive.org, although it loaded
really slowly for me, so be patient. It's not very long:
web.archive.org/web/20180507164235/www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1548