Anonymous commented at 2010-01-25 17:58:16 » #211837

"I just realized. I turned 25 today. This is the best I will ever look. This is the perkiest my breasts will ever be. This is the awesomest my hair will ever flow. This is the most flawless my skin will ever be. So now, with that realization, I'm going to take off my scarf, and go hang myself in the bathroom with it. If you'll excuse me."

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Anonymous commented at 2011-08-02 21:11:00 » #833634

I don't see why Anon1 got voted down, he had the decency to kill himself and everything.

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