Anonymous commented at 2010-04-09 22:34:44 » #271505

"I don't know if I should shoot it, or take a number so I'm next in line. Being stuck in space with an all female crew for six years can really make these situations difficult to judgment call."

"Batteries ran out on your vibrator again, didn't they?"

"Yeah."

51 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2010-04-20 00:55:50 » #280328

"Anon Base, this is Anon Lead, reporting that you have won an internet. Repeat, you have won an internet. Over."

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Anonymous commented at 2010-05-10 23:39:11 » #298721

Ladies, we've had complaints about these long trips in space, so I'd like to introduce you to our new Morale Officer...

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Anonymous commented at 2010-10-20 07:38:55 » #478852

Yeah, this rescue attempt isn't gonna go so well...

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Anonymous commented at 2010-11-25 10:27:19 » #520102

take notice neither of the rescue team members are aimming their guns at the alien.

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Anonymous commented at 2013-01-20 09:41:16 » #1249463

Where the fuck is Bishop? He always seems to get impaled by xenos too!

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Anonymous commented at 2013-02-01 11:20:42 » #1257345

At this point, they might be regretting wearing their 'alternate' uniforms rather than combat gear...

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Anonymous commented at 2013-02-17 22:10:10 » #1267774

"In space, no one can hear you scream.....cause you're gonna moan instead."

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