drake85 commented at 2010-07-01 20:34:16 » #351194

Mmm... that would be such a great birthday gift....

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Anonymous commented at 2010-07-11 06:18:31 » #361296

indeed it would

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TwistedMind commented at 2010-07-12 15:03:42 » #362657

Why don't girls just understand this is the birthday gift that every guy wants?! Don't buy us a necktie, a lawnmower or any of that. Just strip yourself down and present your naked body for a full day of fun. See? The best things in life cannot be bought on a store shelf. If we had to ask for just one thing, it would be you.

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Anonymous commented at 2010-07-14 03:21:10 » #364707

@TwistedMind
ACK

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LittleMissFuckIt commented at 2010-07-21 12:33:30 » #373157

lol. did anyone else notice the cake says "happy birthday Daddy" >___<

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Anonymous commented at 2010-07-23 13:50:52 » #375698

which, of course, makes these comments ultra-creepy.

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Anonymous commented at 2010-08-11 09:10:37 » #397250

unless she is a gift from the fathers child, so that girl is not his daughter, but his kid's gift to him, that'd make sence xD

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ELynne commented at 2011-01-09 18:11:25 » #575932

I don't know about you, but I'd happy trade places with her, whether I was my daddy's present or my daddy was giving me as a present.

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wildbill commented at 2011-07-20 03:39:29 » #818358

WORST... BIRTHDAY... PARTY... EVER.

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Anonymous commented at 2013-09-23 18:26:10 » #1404326

This is the definition of a hot mess.

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