I like to go to the woods and get naked, then skip quite a distance away from my clothes, then pleasure myself. I don't know why but it just feels fun. Ive been doing it a few times a year ever since I was about 11 or 12.

Masturbated in the back of a bus where no one could see me.

What is the riskiest/weirdest place you've masturbated? (Beginner)

What is the riskiest/weirdest place you've masturbated after graduating? (Expert)

everybody has these cool stories and meanwhile the riskiest masturbation I ever had was a college bathroom stall...

This. The fact that you could be discovered at any moment and the fact that you have to go back are such a major turn on. I'm into self-bondage, so I hide the key to my handcuffs in one part of the forest and strip in another part. Once the cuffs are on, I've got no choice but to go get the key. It's the best, but also the worst.

My son's bedroom

Under the covers, with my brother in the same room. Not the riskiest, I know.

I think outside next to the run down garage. I was a really horny kid back then smh, didn't even think if other people saw me.

Shopko parking lot.
In a tent, with another person sleeping less than 2 feet away.
Friend's house while he was showering and his passed out girl was sleeping on the couch. Looking back, I could have fucked her and nobody would have ever known.