Anonymous commented at 2011-03-24 04:14:57 » #665975

Now available at your local pet store:

THE BELUGA TERRIER - Genetic engineering's newest marvel/aberration.

Does your dog often want to go out for walks? Don't burden yourself with anything like that again for your canine companion! The BELUGA TERRIER is completely incapable of movement*!
Is the rising cost of dog food putting a hole on your wallet? Worry no more! The BELUGA TERRIER will consume anything to sate it's eternal hunger! Candy wrappers? It'll eat it. Dirty dishes? It'll eat it. Unwanted fetuses? It'll eat it. Excess homework? It'll eat it.

Buy a BELUGA TERRIER today!

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Anonymous commented at 2011-03-24 04:16:00 » #665978

* (Transporting the Beluga Terrier requires mechanical assistance, so be prepared for unseen costs)

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