Anonymous commented at 2009-10-18 01:52:58 » #132782

MOMMY! I wanna see that new snail exibit!

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Anonymous commented at 2010-01-30 13:05:01 » #215668

Damn it, why can't there be giant snails in real life?

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Anonymous commented at 2011-09-28 23:12:49 » #888675

^Well for one thing, those snails spit out highly corrosive acid, meaning if you get hit by it, you're gonna be butter on a hot day.

...Yep, we're gonna need more than a salt shaker for these bad boys.

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Anonymous commented at 2012-05-26 02:23:23 » #1078409

Would a twelve gauge suffice?

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